Lol lol lol, you should write a book!!
hee hee hee
Tip of the iceberg my friend. I traveled for a living for 30 of 35 years in the distribution business. Lots of miles among incredible people. (lumber yards, home centers, hardware stores, farm stores, sporting good stores and others.)
At one time, I planned stores in 11 states. Did that for 5 years. Remodels and new stores. Every aspect & the set up.
Had a friend in the town I was on the council who knew everyone in town. One of her friends was once the local “maddam”. I was told she was planning to write a book about her life, story was, she was asked by some powerful people not to do it. They paid her to not have it happen. When they closed her brothel they sold the bricks, furnishing and memorabilia for big bucks. Her name was Millie.
I was in the local lumber yard one day and an older woman came to where I was busy writing my order as I did every week, and she put her arm around my neck. I blushed. Everyone in the place knew who she was, except me. She paid me a complement and left. There were lots of laughs.
Life of a traveling salesman? smile.
I’ve been married 46 years. No other women in my life. Not much of a salesman? hee hee hee