CNN BREAKING NEWS:
Unnamed sources have told CNN that small refrigerator smuggled out of the White House held documents proving Trump colluded with the Russians and is in fact a Russian spy.
Refrigerator held extra bottles of Russian salad dressing and all the makings for Black Russians.
I dunno about that but I have heard that it contained the very Russian Vodka that the stripper drank just before she did what she did up in there, up in there.
No, no! It is much worse! The Refrigerator was made in CHINA! Trump is in bed with the Russians and Chinese! This is HUGH!