The breathless fools on "Morning Joe" will miss this story... miss this outrage totally - or maybe just bury it...
Love, love, love it, JB. I'll go first.
The smashed hard drives contain salacious photos of Imran servicing Debbie Wassermann Shultz under, over, and atop her Congressional desk.
Debbie hired Imran b/c she admired his package, then kept him on her payroll b/c she enjoys Paki-style rough sex.
D/W/S is desperate to get her laptop back b/c she has a file on the unusual ways she reaches orgasm....involving toner, Democrat lawn signs, and Bernie Sanders campaign buttons.