40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own

bestlifeonline.com ^ | 7/11/2017 | Eric Spitznagel

[rktman]

Paisley tele? Not here. Don’t cha hate thieves? A lot of this stuff gets parted out now apparently. Loaded pick guard, nice neck, nice body. It for sure sucks.

[Mears]

“I wear a baseball cap for mowing the lawn and attending my son’s Little League games. It keeps the son out of my eyes.”

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You mean you are nice enough attend your son’s games and then he tries to get in your eyes?

The little rascal. :-)

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[publius911]

Enforce the Bill of Rights .........It is the LAW...)

No it's not.
It's a text of the reminder that there are human truths that never need to be "laws," an never should!

[Chode]

so what are they?

[MarkL]

When I taught networking classes, my students thought my Dilbert tie was hilarious! It was red and black striped, and it had a piece of metal in it, that allowed me to bend it up and away from my belly!

I’d wear it to work today (I’m an infrastructure engineer these days,) but I haven’t been able to find it, since I’ve moved 3 times since those days!

Mark

[rktman]

All that stuff you been hidin'. 😹👹👍

[Chode]

all righty then

[Maverick68]

Pry my guitars from my cold, dead hands.

[rktman]

Thought they were all lost in a boating accident. ;-)

[Trod Upon]

I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing “I’m an Oscar Meyer Wiener”.

Somebody foresaw Pajama Boy :)

[freedomlover]

8 The Art of War by Sun Tzu
There are so many better ways to announce to the world that you’re someone who thinks he’s a “warrior” at life. Why not just mount some ninja swords on your bedroom wall and call it a day?

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Too late

[rktman]

There is SO much wrong with this ersatz list but it sure got a lot of responses for all the derision it got. And it could have been altered and expanded on with little effort. ;-)

[T-Bone Texan]

“Now all restaurants are Taco Bell!”

[wku man]

I want a Twin Reverb, because of their clear as glass clean sound. I'm a big fan of Fender bass amps, too...I play my Jazz Bass through a 60 watt 1x15 Bassman combo. But for loud, roaring, Yellowstone super eruption rock and roll tones, I love Mesas, Marshalls and Voxes. For my next acquisition, I want an AC-30, to drive my Les and my American-made Fat Strat.

(Sorry...I could talk gear all day!)

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[wku man]

A Les, a Fender amp, and a Schecter bass...nice! Which Fender do you play through?

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[dfwgator]

“Let’s blow this guy.”

“Away! It’s ‘Let’s blow this guy, AWAY!’”

[rktman]

Before I went in the Navy (50 yrs ago next week) I sold my Twin and my Fender Electric XII, mikes, cables etc. The only thing I kept was my 64/65 Epiphone Riviera which I still have.
Added to the stable, an 82 Fullerton Big Head Hard tail black out strat, a yellow 87 strat, Jerry Donahue Custom shop Tele, 72 reissue Tele deluxe with the big strat head, 98 Sunburst hard tail strat. Amps, 05 Texas Red Deluxe 40 watt and a ‘12 Blues Junior 15 watt that kills it. Plus Frontman 25 for headphone use. I have a buddy that has a BUNCH of Vox amps.

[wku man]

And "One Second After".

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[Hoffer Rand]

Hubby says the best thing about turning 60 was that he gets to say all kinds of things that he would have never been able to say when he was younger. Now people just laugh and either think he’s joking or that he’s just a grumpy old man.

[dfwgator]

Hubby says the best thing about turning 60 was that he gets to say all kinds of things that he would have never been able to say when he was younger. Now people just laugh and either think he’s joking or that he’s just a grumpy old man.

There's a term for that, "TOTGAF".....I'll leave it to you to figure out what it stands for.