F You! (To the writer)
I have a large storage box with several hundred B-ball caps I’ve collected over the years. I have at least fifty I regularly wear kept in my dresser, mostly my collection of Vietnam vet hats.
I love hoodies. I wear New Balance shoes. I own a Road King and a pickup truck. I own a finger that makes short work of discourteous drivers and I always have a 6-pack of Becks in the fridge.
I’m not over 40, I’m over 70! I hope to continue like this until I’m prone in the back of a Cadillac. The fool who made this list can just...Bugger Off! :o)