Wish I had bowling shoes, but only go every couple years or so. Maybe I’ll address that.
Have a small cabinet of commemorative shot glasses, stopped adding to it years ago, and even culled out some for where I hadn’t traveled, but like them.
Still have the speedos, but last used it over a pair of tights for a superhero costume — before 40, haha. I say if women are allowed to wear bikinis in this age of American Obesity, no one should shame a guy for Speedos. Ever. Sexism isn’t just for women.
Need a bottle opener for better beers, but not on my keychain that puts holes in my pants.
Always wanted to attend Burning Man once, but still haven’t convinced any friends to go with me.
Baseball caps are for playing ball, which I still do.
My grandchildren eat pizza rolls.
“Always wanted to attend Burning Man once, but still haven’t convinced any friends to go with me” Coming up soon. Know several folks who go. One of our friends finally called it out as now being just another money making load of crap “portraying” itself as anti-establishment with lots of deviant crap going on. He said he won’t be going back.