[loungitude]

And for Maryland, what about pop-tarts?

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2013/03/02/7-year-old-boy-reportedly-suspended-after-making-a-gun-out-of-a-pastry-at-school/

[Sgt_Schultze]

What about Maryland?
That pop tart gun was shaped like the state of Maryland.
If the pop tart gun is a problem, so is the boundary of Maryland.