Great idea! Let’s get all the environmentalist whackos to move to the area where the Yellowstone Supervolcano is going to erupt!
Mt. Rainier
Not a one of those [BLEEP]s in my back yard!
Montana’s already got its allotment of idiots isolated in the college towns by dire tales about The Badlands, gun owners, bad tasting water and (gasp!) conservative voters east of them and we’ve held the Yellowstone caldera (I’m looking at the North Rim out the kitchen window) as the Grand Boogieman.
Kinda hard to find a computer model that can get bent far enough to equate plastic water bottles or 70’s music to volcanic activity, but I’m sure there are some Grant Whores (like the author of this scam article) who’d give it a ride.