Dr. Manny Alvarez: Mr. Trump, it's time for you to get a dog

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[V K Lee]

A Russian wolf hound, perhaps?
German Sheppard?
Black Lab?
Golden Retriever?

[Southern Magnolia]

No, no dog. He doesn’t have the time. The instant he got a dog, IF he got a dog, the animal would be the subject of ridicule, no matter what size or shape. I’m sure they would photo the dog in whatever way would be most unflattering, like taking a poop on the lawn. No dog.

Remember when the Clint-loons got a dog and they did an entire cartoon show around him as the leader of a group of international dogs wearing cyber armor suits? Eventually hit by a car?

Comic books about the non-allergenic dog that Zero could barely tolerate?

I’d like for the “Presidential dog show” to end with Trump.

[Varda]

[Varda]

A Scottish Deerhound would do,

[chrisinoc]

German shepherd, best dog for a great President.

[Svartalfiar]

In addition, dogs definitely improve a person’s dopamine, oxytocin and serotonin levels. In one Japanese study, researchers realized that dog owners who spent a lot of time staring into their dogs’ eyes increased levels of oxytocin (the bonding hormone) by up to 300 percent. By spending quality time with your dog or other pet, you will ease tension, improve your thinking, learn how to trust, and receive unconditional love.

So how do we do the opposite? My retard will spend half his day following me from room to room. When he is left at family or friends' houses, he generally spends the first hour+ waiting for me by the door or a window. So annoying :p

On a side note, Trump should get a Ridgeback. They're awesome.