Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild Wild women
Jim Croce
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
Once I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me for life
I met with a girl and we went on a spree
She taught me to smoke and drink whiskey
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
And now I’m feeble and broken with age
The lines on my face make a well written page
I’m leaving this story, how sad but how true
On women and whiskey and what they will do
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
Write on the cross at the head of my grave
‘For women and whiskey, here lies a poor slave
Take warning, dear stranger, take warning, dear friend’
Then write in big letters these words at the end
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4rY52SWklc
First I heard that song was when it was done by Peter Sellers on the Muppet Show.