[dfwgator]

Hmmm. I’ve go a bunch of old Reades Digests he could train with

"Not if you eliminate the third, fifth, and sixth letters, then it's 'Red's Digest', comrade."

[MrEdd]

The wind just broke its leg.

[lacrew]

“My father touched me that way once. To this day he still has to wear orthopedic shirts.”