Well, I’ll put you on just for the halibut. It’s only one month out of the year. I’m sure that would be OK with your sponsors.
...and we won’t forget Melania’s shoes, except for a couple of problems. I’m married and you’ve got a Babe to bag. After all, you are baster...
:)
Now if only the poor Chargers can get in, I'll have something to talk smack about.
Doubtful though.
(why do I feel dirty)
On the subject of fidelity.
I used to tell my ex wife that I would leave her for Shania Twain if she came by. She didn't have a problem with that.