Hillary Clinton is in 'secret negotiations' with Christopher Steele to buy SECOND 'dirty dossier'

Daily Mail ^ | 8 November 2017 | Ed Klein

[Hatteras]

::ring...ring...::

Hello?

Hi!, Christopher? It's me again, Hillary...

Oh, hey, Ms. Clinton. How you doing?

Oh, good, goooood...

Hey, Ms. C, really sorry about the election, I know it's been a year, but it's tough getting over. I really thought you had that one sewed up. I guess we went a little overboard on that dossier, what with the sex scenes, golden showers, etc...

Oh, that's okay. We may never get over it but don't worry, not your fault. The dossier was great! I must have read it a hundred times. I found your writing to be quite intriguing... tantalizing even...

Uh, gee, thanks? But in hindsight, there are a few things I'd probably change.

Well, Chris, that's what I was calling about.

Oh? Really?

Yeah, I'd like you to do another one but with maybe a few changes.

Really?? That's terrifc, Ms. C! Yeah, I know! I was figuring like, c'mon, the guy's a billionaire, right? And just TWO hookers? Who's gonna believe THAT, right? And with pdeophiles being "a thing" these days, perhaps lay a litte groundwork in that direction? And maybe...

Oh, Chris, no you don't quite understand. If I'm going to pay for this... well, you see, the whole idea of imagining Donald in his boxers is kinda creepy to me and I was just wondering...

Yeeees....?

Well... what if Donald called and arranged the hookers...

Aaaand?...

And and then got caught up in business and had to go to a meeting before they could arrive...

Aaaand...

Well, the hookers knock on the door and Melania answers! And Melania gasps under her breath at the lovely gift she believes Donald sent for her!

Uh, I'm not su...

...a single drop of sweat runs between her cleavage swelling with each deep breath of anticipation, and...

Uh, Hillary?

...pursing her moist lips the way she does and...

Um, Hillary...

And that seductive, hungry gleam in those sexy bedroom eyes just make me want to...

::click::

Hello? Hello? Chris?....

::If you'd like to make a call, please deposit .25 cents...::

[a little elbow grease]

......... one foul and accurate picture.

The woman has no peace.

[HarleyLady27]

Was this decided before or after her visit to the FBI Monday morning?

[caww]

That photo was the day she finally took the stage in front of her voters. The fact she waited til the next day tells me clearly she was out of control in one way or another, and probably many ways as she saw the night drawing to it's rightful close................But to look out at 'her supporters' in the way this photo depicts reveals so much.....and is the face behind whatever face she has shown the public ever since then.

We saw that face several times as she recognized things were not looking good for her...here it is again when she scolded her supporters on why she wasn't ahead 50 points.....utter disdain for her supporters and highly arrogant and condescending...both her primary traits....but what's behind it is her immense arrogance and entitlement....

[HotHunt]

With the way she’s going, we may have dodged it last year but she’s on a tear to try again methinks.

[caww]

And here again when she really doesn't want to listen to the person talking with her....just utter disdain for people who question her that she doesn't think she should be bothered with.....although here she attempts to fake a grin it's diabolical at best.......I do not think there's anything that could humble this women in her state of mind and twisted emotions.

[drewh]

let her run! Do it again and lose Hellary!

[caww]

Should she try she’ll never make it on the campaign trail. Her health will be worse than the last time around...and she certainly won’t have the support.

[Wuli]

Billary Inc. to Putin -

“You need to invent so more charges and so many that there will not be time in the next three years for the fact that they are lies to come out. We have the pot simmering but we need you to invent more fuel to turn our “resistance” to Trump into a boil. And don’t worry, after we win in 2020 it will be easier to reset our relationship.”

[SERKIT]

I guess the element of surprise is off the table. Hope she gets a professional courtesy discount from the fiction writer Steele since the beans were spilled. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Hillary will try to get her full measure.

[Crucial]

Hillary never stops trying to gain power. She’s like the terminator. Are we sure she wasn’t sent from the future to ruin the world?

[mairdie]

>>Hope she gets a professional courtesy discount

Certainly a senior citizen discount. Does she get a higher percentage off for having senior dementia?

[mairdie]

>>Are we sure she wasn’t sent from the future to ruin the world?

No, we’re not. Good theory. Maybe we can send her back. Now that’s a science grant I’d be glad to see the government fund.

[HotHunt]

Haven’t you ever seen the movie, “The Beast That Wouldn’t Die”?

[NetAddicted]

Unbelievable!

[a little elbow grease]

She is total ......... complete ............... slime!

[TigersEye]

Will the real brain-dead buffalo please flop into the van waiting at the curb?

[a little elbow grease]

Thank you very seriously.

However .... now that sick picture of that slut/globalist/whore is in my mind.

Here Doug............ help us with " The Hell Beast of the Continuation of America's Waste".

[snowtigger]

Ol’ Steele has got a live one. No telling how many millions he can milk out of her.

You beat me to it. I hope he gets ALL her money.

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To put it charitably, Ed Klein isn’t always sufficiently skeptical about the information his sources give him.