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To: KarlInOhio

Send a fleet of trucks filled with our leftover Turkey

Wait two hours until they go into a Turkey coma.

Waltz in steal their weapons and paint them with lipstick and mascara.

Would be a hoot...


5 posted on 11/24/2017 10:46:14 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome

Send them a load of fruit cakes.
They’ll fight over making the other
guy eat the stuff until they die
of starvation.


8 posted on 11/24/2017 10:55:28 PM PST by sparklite2 (I hereby designate the ongoing kerfuffle Diddle-Gate.)
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To: Vendome

Dope food with extra MSG and carpet bomb.


38 posted on 11/25/2017 4:27:56 AM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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