[butlerweave]

Fire is a yearly thing in California ,D’oh or is it a bimonthly thing

[Maverick68]

I would imagine a typical day for Chelsea goes something like this:

Wake up, try to figure out who is lying next to you, go to bathroom and vomit, open medicine cabinet take one of several meds prescribed by your head-shrinker, grab phone and post something hateful about Trump, cry, drink a glass of wine, call agent and ask why your not getting any gigs, cry, vomit, take meds, go to the gym, walk on treadmill for 10 minutes, post something crazy about Trump, spend the day waiting for nightfall, go to club seeking some fresh young idiot that thinks you look good under the cover of darkness, take him/it home, ask him to pee on you, have horrible sex that allows you to forget about the miserable thing that is your life, rinse and repeat.