When I was dating my wide, my second dated turned from casual to electrified when she jumped my bones. Today we are still married after 37 years. Every day she spends more time putting on her face.
Your wide???
Freudian slip???
Better ask the mod to erase it, before the "wide" sees it.
Some guys like bigger girls, but calling her a 'WIDE'???!?
“When I was dating my wide...”
DUDE, you are in so much trouble. If there’s anything more disgusting to women than sexual assault...it’s discussing a woman’s length, width, girth or age.
I hope your doghouse is a comfortable one.