[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Rumor has it after Obama read it he was so worked up, he had to go see Valerie Jarrett for another Spanking (You’re a Bad Boy) session.

[Liz]

Rumor has it after Obama read the tittilating dossier he got so hot he begged Michelle to pee on him.

She didnt have the urge to urinate, so Obama got Valerie Jarrett to give him a Bad Boy spanking with her whip.

For an added thrill, they asked John Conyers to come over wearing his underwear.