[Mr Ramsbotham]

I've always liked this quote from "The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean":

I understand you've taken exception to my calling you whores. I'm sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say whores. No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue I apologize.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

My favorite!

Trump via Twitter: “I’d never call Kim Jong-Un ‘short and fat’.”