[Bshaw]

I’m sorry sir, but your car has termites.

[Daffynition]

This past summer, an elderly man with a cane hobbled over to my car, as I sat in the driver’s seat, ready to depart, and scolded me for not keeping the *wood* on the wagon in better condition. *You should use a good quality of wax*, he said.

I thanked him, and told him the wood was some kind of Contact paper .... he hobbled off, shaking his head. Good times. :)