Mrs. Hugin wanted a real massage and went into one in a local suburban shopping center. The Asian girl up front told her “Oh no, this isn’t that kind of massage parlor”.
In my 48 years, I have never received a massage.
However last year, one of the guys at my job suggested this Asian massage shop in the Denver area for a foot massage.
(I walk about 10-15 miles in a 12-hour shift, and my paws get quite sore)
My Wife and I went in, and our feet were rubbed for about 20 minutes. It was awesome.
The place is kinda far, though. I’d like to find a closer massage shop where my Wife and I WON’T get arrested for being on the property when there’s a raid for this kind of thing.