I get them on my cell phone.
I have tow versions, one safe for work.
“We have an unbelievable special, Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator for only 2.99 a 12-pack! It’s like riding a dinosaur on a rocket! It’s like shaving your chest with a lawnmower! It’s got 85 million tons of TNT in each ounce! It’s BRAWNDO!”
Done in the same frenetic manner as when Jerry Carroll (Doctor Jerry of WPIX-FM) did the Crazy Eddie commercials.
One telemarketer scammer response was “(bleep) you, by the way that was pretty good”.