[Gen.Blather]

Maybe this is because global cooling is reality while global warming is politics?

[Fightin Whitey]

I think the explanation is that an ice shelf F-R-E-E-Z-I-N-G unexpectly is actually a result of intense undersea natural resistance to calamitous global warming.

That's gotta be it.

[Reily]

Game of Thrones got it right “Winter is Coming!”