[vette6387]

I don’t know about you, but I always hide behind a car with a drawn handgun when I hear firecrackers going off! Because you never know when some perp is going to run by and drop an M-80 in your shorts! But in Peterson’s defense, since there’s nothing in his shorts to protect, all of his hiding was to no avail.

[editor-surveyor]

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>> “since there’s nothing in his shorts to protect” <<

‘cept last night’s processed dinner!
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