I came late to this woman beating. Mosque let out late. Had to check on my BBQ pork butt first and transfer beer to carboys since fermentation is done. Now it is time for you to run you around the neighborhood in a sheet, head completely covered of course. Be naked underneath, and we are having pulled pork and you are going to be drunk as hell and have a great time tonight. Run fast enough and people will see your ass as the sheet flaps up. Wheeeeeee. Redneck fun. It is St Patrick’s day after all. Cops around here sit and wait for the sheets to flap and then toast with a drink and hold score cards out the windows. The Russian cop never gives more than a 6.
Have you been drinking?
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