[mass55th]

" Hillary's sidekick is so adept at medical emergencies that while texting Carlos Danger on her iPhone with her free hand, she could locate boss lady under a blanket of Mr. Bubble, drag her dead weight over the side of the tub, and administer CPR."

While reading this sentence, the first thing that came to my mind was Swamp People, and how after shooting the gator in the head, they pull it up by the snout, and roll it over into the boat. I'd have to assume that's how they'd get Hillary out of a bathtub too.

[surrey]

I think Huma’s cellphone is permanently affixed to her hand. I can’t recall a picture of her without it.