Landover Mall in nearby Prince George's County is available, with plenty of parking while remaining eco-friendly with greenery, room for collards and Arugula, closer to her peeps and without distracting food courts or stores competing for the focused attention she's earned.
Plenty of room for rap concerts and concealment for shooters...uh, music critics, yeah, music critics.
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I thought Landover Mall was demolished???
Speaking of which, political correctness forbids us from talking about why Landover Mall went under.