[Right Wing Assault]

Next they need to make everyone have at least 2 fly swatters. They need to be registered of course. And if they are used to kill insects, they need to call an ambulance and have the thing pronounced dead. The swatterperson is responsible for the burial of the bug. Then they have to turn in their swatters.

[roadcat]

Next they need to make everyone have at least 2 fly swatters.

Heck with that, require everyone to have a shotgun. Have you seen the critters in Austin? When visiting a daughter there in Austin, a tarantula half the size of my shoe walked across their driveway, stopped at my foot and then walked around it. Daughter had to sweep large scorpions off her deck. A fly swatter is an underpowered weapon!