[PapaBear3625]

I’m all for it.

Don’t call the police. Just put the criminal’s body at the curb for trash pickup. (Wrap in a tarp, for neatness)

[vette6387]

“Just put the criminal’s body at the curb for trash pickup. (Wrap in a tarp, for neatness)”

Or if you’re a no gun Liberal, put yourself and your family at the curb in body bags after you’ve been the subject of an armed home invasion.

[dfwgator]

Don’t call the police. Just put the criminal’s body at the curb for trash pickup. (Wrap in a tarp, for neatness)

[Vigilanteman]

My favorite police joke: A man calls the cop shop to report his garage is being burgled. The dispatcher asks if there is any serious injury or threat involved. When he replies no, she firmly but politely explains that the police are occupied with more serious emergencies and it might be a couple of hours or more before they can get to him.

So, 15 minutes he calls back to cancel the call. The dispatcher is a little annoyed about taking a call so soon and asks him what happened.

"Well," says the garage owner, "when I went out to confront the perp, he pulled out a gun and fired at me. I returned fire and perforated the perp. No emergency, he'd good an dead and I have a tarp over the body. Just send someone to pick it up when you get to it."

Within five minutes, four squad cars are there.

[MCF]

“ (Wrap in a tarp, for neatness)”
There is an opportunity here. Wal-Mart could start stocking body bags.