1. What do you have to give before you can keep?
A: Wedding vows
2. Why can’t you marry your widows sister?
A: Because you’re dead.
3. What word becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
A: Short.
4. How many birthdays does the average person have?
A: One.
5. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
A: An ear of corn and also a BBQ pork rib.
6. Which famous composer is represented by the anagram “He’s tricky! Pitch key viola”?
A: Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
7. I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A beer, a Century plant, a pencil, a candle...probably a few more things fit this one.
8. There’s is only one other word that can be made from all the letters in the word ‘permissive’. Can you figure what the other word is?
A: That’s an impressive question.
9. If you have been given three pills, one to take every half hour, how long would they last?
A: One hour.
10. Who makes it but has no need of it. Who buys it but has no use for it. Who uses it but can neither see nor feel it. What is it ?
A: Plenty of people have been known to have made their own coffins, caskets, and cremation urns.
A: Wedding vows
Or stated another way, your word. 8>)