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Joy Behar hospitalized after avocado accident
nypost ^ | 06/12/2018 | Bryan Hood

Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27

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To: Sarah Barracuda

exactly my thoughts- go, avocado!!!


61 posted on 06/12/2018 1:08:40 PM PDT by ronniesgal ( I wonder what his FR handle is??)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Joy is not to be trusted with a knife anyway. . . .


62 posted on 06/12/2018 1:09:15 PM PDT by RatRipper (Unindicted co-conspirators: the Mainstream Media and the Democratic Party)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Too bad she didn’t have it on her lap.


63 posted on 06/12/2018 1:09:46 PM PDT by Soros Billions (Gore is a pussy, Hillary : There's a man for ya)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

So sorry Joy, you idiot.


64 posted on 06/12/2018 1:09:59 PM PDT by freedom1st
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To: KittyKares

>Overnight in the hospital on an antibacterial drip? Special care because she is a celebrity?

Would an “Antibacterial Drip” be an intravenous antibiotic? You know. Those things we peasants aren’t supposed to use to save their effectiveness.


65 posted on 06/12/2018 1:10:44 PM PDT by Do_Tar (To my NSA handler: Only kidding.)
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To: taildragger
Hmmmmmmmmmm...interesting tip; thanks!

I have a great avocado tool ( one end extracts the pit, the other end slices and then removes the slices ), that I bought about 30 years ago; they aren't a new gadget at all and it works very well. And you can get them from many different venues at all price levels. :-)

66 posted on 06/12/2018 1:10:48 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Cut herself.

Saw the headline and thought the ER was needed to remove the pit out from her tush.


67 posted on 06/12/2018 1:10:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: ronniesgal

Honestly, I am not a fan of avocados even though they say they are good for you..to me they are slimy and nasty but in this one instance, GO AVOCADO!!! and GO KNIFE!


68 posted on 06/12/2018 1:12:00 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: miss marmelstein
LOL...GMTA! :-)

It was the first thing that came to mind. So she stabbed herself in the hand...BIG WHOOP...that's absolutely NO reason to keep her overnight with a drip in her arm! And frankly, I've never heard of such a thing happening to anyone else.

69 posted on 06/12/2018 1:13:30 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Am overnight hospital stay and an iv drip for a knife wound to the hand?

I don’t think we are getting the whole story...


70 posted on 06/12/2018 1:15:38 PM PDT by Popman (Wisdom is not what you know about the world but how well you know God.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Joy Behar stabbed herself?

Did they get a patch on her before all the hot air leaked out?


71 posted on 06/12/2018 1:15:48 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Sarah Barracuda

i don’t like them either but i am putting my faith in them to do the right thing. ( and the knife!)


72 posted on 06/12/2018 1:17:04 PM PDT by ronniesgal ( I wonder what his FR handle is??)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

My money was on the bacteria ... but that was before the drip.


73 posted on 06/12/2018 1:17:53 PM PDT by IronJack (A)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

For crying out loud.

She buys avocados to eat the pits.


74 posted on 06/12/2018 1:18:45 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Please tell me it was going 90 MPH and thrown by a big league pitcher.


75 posted on 06/12/2018 1:20:20 PM PDT by LeonardFMason (426)
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To: ChicagoConservative27
"I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife,” she explained. “I was trying to desperately eat something."

I bet she is really something to see at Golden Corral.
 

76 posted on 06/12/2018 1:20:50 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
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To: nopardons

And no one with a mere (or even nasty) cut is going to be hooked up to a drip for 7-8 hours!

If true, the hospital denied a more worthy person a bed for the night.


77 posted on 06/12/2018 1:21:09 PM PDT by miss marmelstein
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Cut avocado in half. Cut half again, into quarters.

Skin peels off easily.

Pit also comes off easily WITHOUT ANY TOOLS.


78 posted on 06/12/2018 1:21:22 PM PDT by Kalamata (bibleresearchtools.com)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

HARdee, HAR, HAR

There is No Joy in AvocadoVille


79 posted on 06/12/2018 1:23:01 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Samantha BeeITCH . . . BOYCOTT CANADIAN Travel & Products BUY AMERICAN)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I was wondering if she was practicing slitting her own throat.


80 posted on 06/12/2018 1:26:44 PM PDT by Wizdum (Buckle up! It's going to be one hell of a ride.)
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