[huckfillary]

Trey,

All you get when you straddle the fence is a sore a**.

[MyDogAteMyBallot]

“Trey, All you get when you straddle the fence is a sore a**.” 👍🏻

[COBOL2Java]

Trey,

All you get when you straddle the fence is a sore a**.

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Here's a good old story Trey, just for you:

A Congressman once refused to take sides in the critical and disputed matters of his day, nobly declaring that he was tolerant of all views. Taking his seat on the fence he congratulated himself for his openness; others did too. One day the devil came and said to him, “Come along now Trey, you’re with me.” The Congressman protested, “I don’t belong to you. I’m on the fence!” The devil simply replied: “Oh, but you do belong to me. You see Trey, I own the fence.”