Will any Republican have the balls to ask Strzok just what Trump voters in Walmart smell like?
08/26/2016
Strzok – Just went to a southern Virginia Walmart in the black community. I could SMELL the blacks…
Page – Yep. Out to lunch with (redacted) We both hate everyone and everything.
Page – Just riffing on the hot mess that is our country.
Strzok – Yeah…it’s scary real down here
Page – Likely to come down shortly so we can bust through more of this sh*t. Just fyi.
Strzok – Oooh, TURN IT ON, TURN IT ON!!! THE DO*CHEBAGS - Obama and Michelle ARE ABOUT TO COME OUT. You can tell by the excitable clapping.
Page – My god, I’m so embarrassed for them. These are like second-run stars. Nothing the B-list to relate to the kids these days.
Page – And wow, Barack Obama is in an enormous do*che.
Strzok – Hi. How was Obama, other than a do*che? Michelle? And any luck with home purchases?
Page – Obama barely spoke, but the first thing out of his mouth was “we’re going to win soooo big.” The whole thing is like living in a bad dream.
Strzok – Jesus.
Page – Michelle was perfectly fine, except the whole point of the spouse talking is to reveal those personal stories, what a ind human the candidate is. There was none of that.
Strzok – That was her job! What the hell did she talk about? Winning huuuge?