[Innovative]

Does anyone believe this will work?!

I can just see a criminal going to the government, telling them he plans to kill someone, but he won’t, if the government will pay him some money.

[going hot]

Time to drive down there with a whole list of illegal stuff I'm fixin' to do, unless I get paid, for each one, one at a time.

No group discounts given.

[funfan]

Sounds lie a protection racket to me. Give me the money or I will break your legs.