“Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get me” lol
“Twas brillig and the slithey toves
Did gyre and gimbal in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe
Beware the Doxxing Rebs my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch
Beware the Diogenes Lamp, and shun
The frumious Pelham”