http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_health/dwq/iwachap5.pdf
Posted on 08/16/2018 9:31:03 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
What was that song? I left my turd in San Francisco. What a LIB paradise.
The Poop Patrol
Six tough, gritty dung destroyers from hell!
Mission: Bowel Movement To Contact
“OK, ladies and gentlemen, our scouts haven’t reported back this morning. That means they’ve been wiped out or they stopped for an Egg McMuffin again.
That means we’ve got to go out and find where the guano is gathering.
Grisetti! You’re on point. I want you to keep your eyes down. I don’t want any surprises like last week when we walked into that layered defecation in depth.
Quinn! You’re the shoveler. Have you field stripped that shovel lately? I want it shining like Hillary Clinton’s eyes at an open bar.
Sanderson! You are tail gunner Charlie. I want you to shoot Charlie in the tail if he squats to drop a load.
Our Rally Point is Nancy Pelosi’shouse if It all falls apart.
Remember, the sign and counter sign to get into her house is TAXPAYERS/SCREW THEM.”
Can’t wait for the Kid who takes his Poop Patrol Daddy to Career Day at School.
What’s next? Leeches as a medical device?.....Maggots are still used for wound treatment. Jes sayin’.
http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_health/dwq/iwachap5.pdf
Whoa, $200K for a terlit? Either they're using quarried marble or they're letting the Pentagon do the purchasing. Or someone in the process is taking a little cut along the way.
The real problem is that no one in San Francisco appears to be willing to consider that maybe an open-arms sanctuary city policy with generous social benefits promised to anyone who comes along might have a little something to do with the inception of the problem. Leftists never, ever blame themselves and it's always somebody else's fault.
” use them to relax in other ways, and one volunteer who helps take care of them says that he has seen the Pit Stops used for “target practice.”
Needles or homo sex?
HA!
How about making it illegal to
poop on the street? Build more
jails with lots of toilets.
Druggies may even have a chance
to straighten out a little, with
no access to drugs.
Hire counselors to assist the
mentally ill since now they would
be somewhat of a captive audience.
It’s difficult to remember, when
you’re up to your butt in alligators,
that your initial objective was to
drain the swamp.
The poop patrol deserves hazardous doodie pay.
Just hire a couple of “serial killers” to get rid of the homeless, San Franfagco has had them before.
Wut? How the....? What the.....?
Just keep voting Democrat America, then every city can share in the wonder of feces piled on escalators.
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