[ifinnegan]

What is a climate satellite?

[FrankR]

“What is a climate satellite?

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It’s a camera satellite that looks back down at the Earth and transmits this message back to Governor Moonbeam:

“Day’s a ho lotta climate goin’ on down dayah!”

Or, it looks at the equator, and says, “Yep...that’s the tropics, alright.”.

But mainly, it’ll say...”If Trump hadn’t cancelled that Paris Accord, we wouldn’t have had to launch this phoney-baloney satellite to try to invent some more lies for our global warming hoax.”.

Or, for short: “It’s Trump’s fault.”.

[davius]

‘It’s a weather balloon, Jim’.

[oldtech]

It sounds like a satellite that will broadcast pre-determined climate figures back to the Calif. governor.