Ky. woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating on officer

Police One ^ | Sept 17, 2018

[Nachoman]

The cop should have rubbed her nose in it.

[csvset]

She looks a bit like a salamander or newt.

[lurk]

Law enforcement has its crappy moments.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

OMG does this woman even SEE what the hell crack has done to her appearance good Lord she looks like the walking dead and she is young!!!

She doesn't care ... she's in a different world.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Speaking of crack...

[CommerceComet]

OK, where’s the body camera? Who craps with that much force. How close was the deputy to the weapon? FACE, arms, and legs? How is this even possible?

Probably explosive diarrhea. Her attorney might be able to get her off on the assault charges by arguing that she couldn't hold it any longer. The twisting could be argued to be nothing more than contorting to try and prevent the explosive event.

Did she do it on purpose? From the looks of her, probably.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Heroin tends to plug the poop shoot so meth is more likely.

[ColdOne]

Who thinks of doing this? Animal. Thanks to the left from breeding them that way.

[Flaming Conservative]

I went to college with a woman whose husband was a cop, and she said criminals will often deliberately defecate in the police car on the way to the station, just for spite, knowing the officer is responsible for cleaning out the cruiser, himself.
Having said that, I can’t see how a person can “aim” a bm upward (or any direction, for that matter), at someone’s face. That’s quite a unique...er...”talent”, she’s got there. Too bad carnivals are so rare, now. She coulda had a career in “show biz”...as in “bizarro”.

[Flaming Conservative]

From the reviews I’ve read, this was the same thing the Emmy Awards did last night to the American public.

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Yes, and apparently, they didn’t care about what we thought, any more than this woman did.

[Cobra64]

Why is this kind of crap posted on Free Republic? Forward this garbage to your friends and fellow gangbangers, but leave it off a conservative public domain.

[o-n-money]

Most people wait till after work to get chitfaced.

[robowombat]

Your are tiresome.

[Professional]

I would have shot her with my gun, no question about it.

[calico_thompson]

“I fart in your general direction.”

[Andy'smom]

I was wondering the same thing. How do you “aim” it? Ewww.

[sauropod]

Tweaker.

[sauropod]

+1

[mywholebodyisaweapon]

So, which end is in the picture?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Meth head.