FIVE BY-LINES? Are reporters so deficient in interviewing and writing skills that it takes five of them to write a simpleton feature like this?
Yeah--four females and one male . . . probably a safe bet that he hasn't decided on his gender yet--or that he's already out and proud.
I suspect you knew the answer and the question is rhetorical. 8>)
/"Alice's Restaurant"...and drove to the quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it.
Sure, when average experience in real “journalism” is < 5