“To make things more absurd, they actually fact-checked Trump, saying the burgers weren’t piled a mile-high.”
Sheesh! You really must break things down into simple sentences for the media. Don’t say things like ‘hamburgers piled a mile high’ if they obviously aren’t really stacked a mile high! Keep it simple as possible.
See POTUS. See POTUS celebrate football win with players at White House. See POTUS and players enjoy simple American food.
Will Western Civilization survive this Orange Man?
(pardon my raciss phraseology)
The hamburgers were piled in individual “pile groups” with an average height of 14.347 inches which was confirmed by the attending representative of the Bureau of Weights and Measurements.