How about, from now on, the only AF planes available for congressional junkets will be unheated Herky Birds?
12 hours sitting in one of those red nylon sling seats, designed by the Spanish Inquisition, freezing and deafened, with the on-board benjo stinking up the place? I can't see them deserving better...
Plus they are equipped with that wonderful rear-opening cargo door that can be opened in flight, giving rise to all manner of interesting ways for the “cargo” to be “unloaded” without having to actually bother to land.