Does he get to describe her private parts?
Though Cain would never do it, I would LOVE to hear him say...well...I cannot confirm my accuser’s body parts, but I can tell you what Gloria Allred’s look like! Then he would pull out 2 white socks with golf balls in the toe and spin them around in the air and say...this represents her breast...
I’d just die laughing.
Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise?