[Larry Lucido]

“I lost last time because the ballots said ‘Roy Moope.’ They should have said ‘Moore.’ It was a misprint. It will be fixed this time and my polls will rise high!”

"Also, that fake low-fat yogurt spiked my cholesterol. I'll go after those people. And I have Lloyd Braun as my campaign manager. We are proposing that everybody wear name tags from now on."

[Inspectorette]

Lloyd Braun won’t be available - he’s busy doing commercials for State Farm Insurance. Riding around in a car with a happy customer.