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To: G Larry; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
Red Dwarf Ping!

SIMULANT CAPTAIN: We have made some improvements to your craft. Now at least you may prove to be of some small amusement.
SIMULANT LIEUTENANT: You have two Earth minutes before we attack. RIMMER: Let's get out of here.
CAT: Wait, I know this game. It's called cat and mouse, and there's only one way to win; don't be the mouse.
LISTER: What are you saying?
CAT: I'm saying, the mouse never wins. Not unless you believe those lying cartoons. We don't run, we strike. It's the last thing they'll be expecting.
RIMMER: No, the last thing they'll be expecting is for us to turn into ice skating mongooses and to dance the Bolero. And your plan makes about as much sense.
LISTER: I say go with it.
KRYTEN: Agreed.
CAT: You're going to go with one of my plans? Are you nuts? What happens if we all get killed? I'll never hear the last of it!

11 posted on 08/12/2019 6:51:18 AM PDT by null and void (Heaven has an impenetrable wall, and a welcoming gate for those qualified, Hell is wide open.)
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To: null and void

That’s great!


31 posted on 08/12/2019 7:14:04 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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