Insurance fraud?
Work goes all year around. No massive break like in teaching or in sports.
The three guys hanging around the pool and their fancy condo complex in Miami.
“My shop caught on fire. I’m 63 years old and figured I might as well just retire.”
“Heh - me too. A bunch of punks vandalized my furniture store. I’m too old to try to rebuild.”
“Wow - this is amazing! I had an auto dealership that was destroyed by Hurricane Harvey. Packed it in as well.”
The first two guys looked at him and said “How the heck did you start a hurricane!?”