https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3663908/CNN-anchor-Chris-Cuomo-drinking-wife-s-party-taking-illegal-Hamptons-drag-race-left-cherished-Pontiac-Firebird-totalled.html
This guy is a mess - 2016 story above
Whatta maroon! (as we say in Brooklyn.)
Or alternately:
Whatta jabroni.