We’ll need some replacement names. Here’s a few for a start.
The Chicago Windies
The Philadelphia Cheese Steaks
The Washington Thieves
The Los Angeles LaLas
The San Francisco $hit Scrapers
The New York Nay Sayers
The San Diego Immigrants
The Denver Do-Gooders
Have a try, see what names you can add.
The Chicago Windies - Implies global warming is not real.
The Philadelphia Cheese Steaks - Offensive to vegetarians.
The Washington Thieves - Offensive to politicians.
The San Francisco $hit Scrapers - Offensive to coprophiles.
The San Diego Immigrants - Will preclude Gatorade cooler dumps as team members may get their backs wet.
The Denver Do-Gooders - Karens everywhere will want to speak with the General Manager.