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Iranians Mock General Salami’s Secret ‘Magnetic Coronavirus Detection Machine’
Breitbart ^
| July 15 2020
| SIMON KENT
Posted on 07/15/2020 12:31:48 PM PDT by knighthawk
Iranians have taken to social media to mock the fanciful claims of Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) Commander, Major General Hossein Salami, that his scientists have invented a secret mobile coronavirus detection machine.
As Breitbart News reported, Salami managed to keep a straight face when he unveiled the device in April with the claim it can remotely identify infected people and contaminated areas within a range of 100 meters by using electric pulses and mobile radio receivers.
Salami said the unique device is so advanced it obviates the need for blood tests and delivers a result in just five seconds. He swore the invention would never be shared with America.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: coronavirus; generalsalami; hosseinsalami; iran; iraq; irgc; qasemsoleimani; qudsforce
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To: knighthawk
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:33:04 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: knighthawk
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:33:15 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: knighthawk
Everyone knows he just stuck a fake label on his WW II surplus Jew Detector.
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:35:01 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: knighthawk
Although now that I think about it, might be a great way to pick up chicks. “Hey, Babe, wanna see my magnetic coronvirus detector”
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:35:15 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: P.O.E.
Do you think that might work? LOL.
To: knighthawk
General Salami and Colonel Mustard.
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:37:36 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: P.O.E.
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:38:23 PM PDT
by
mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: knighthawk
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:41:11 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: knighthawk
My BS detector just pegged.
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:43:26 PM PDT
by
red-dawg
(Climate change caused the end of the Ice Age. Did man play a part in it?)
To: P.O.E.
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:45:33 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: knighthawk
So is this anything like Jack Sparrow’s compass?
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:48:26 PM PDT
by
BlackAdderess
(The GOP needs to pick another color. It is a matter of time before the Dems will want red back)
To: Fido969
General Salami and Colonel Mustard.
Don't forget Major Woody and Private Parts...
To: knighthawk
I wonder if it is Jinn powered. That would be awesome because I think Jinn are near carbon neutral.
To: knighthawk
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07/15/2020 12:52:32 PM PDT
by
TLI
(ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: knighthawk
Through my contacts in Iran I was able to obtain a picture of General Salami’s mobile coronavirus detection machine. It doesn’t seem all that advanced to me. Here it is.
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:53:14 PM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: knighthawk
General Salami’s Secret ‘Magnetic Coronavirus Detection Machine’Sounds like a great name for a musical.
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:55:24 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Caveat Emperor)
To: knighthawk
why you ask?
could it be because their nuclear bases were
whacked several times in a fortnight,
and today their 7 ships are burning outside
of their only nuke reactor at bushehr?
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posted on
07/15/2020 12:56:14 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
("when a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced")
To: knighthawk
There’s a lesbian dwarf inside with dowsing rods.
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posted on
07/15/2020 1:03:20 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: knighthawk
I guess it’s all in how you slice it.
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posted on
07/15/2020 1:17:26 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
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