Electrify the signs.
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AKA, “weenie roast”.
#10. Singing “Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire”.
You want marshmallows with that?
traps are a felony. There is a famous case about a guy whose bldg kept being broken into so he rigged a shotgun pointed at doorway to fire once door opened and person came in. Bldg owner convicted. Someone else rigged a bear trap to catch a ,online breaking in. He caught the person breaking in but he went to jail.
There is a good chance this guy will be charged as well even though he used a non lethal weapon to batter the guy in this heavily democratic area