[ArtDodger]

He touts his time at Penn State, but should have been sent to the State Pen. :)

[Albion Wilde]

He touts his time at Penn State, but should have been sent to the State Pen. :)

Cute; but the university in question is the University of Pennsylvania (founded in 1749 by Ben Franklin) located farthest southeast in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania—not Pennsylvania State University (founded 1855), 200 miles to the west out in the dead center of Pennsylvania.