Posted on 01/02/2024 7:06:31 PM PST by chickenlips
Every year, I offer you my predictions for the coming trip around the Sun, and every year, I’m mostly wrong. Oh well. Except for my Kelly Turnbull books, I don’t pretend to be Nostradamus, and in those books, I don’t want to be Nostradamus, but unfortunately, I have been. The same is true of my new novel about a terrorist attack on America! I want to be wrong. In any case, if you predicted I would be selling my books, you got that right.
I wish I could say I think 2024 will be great for our country, but I think it will be a disaster. That’s kind of a consequence of electing a desiccated old pervert as our alleged president and backing him up with a halfwit who makes Nikki Haley look smart. By the way, Nikki, the answer is “slavery.”
Without further ado, here are the predictions you’ve been waiting for…
1. Trump is not going to be subject to any federal trials this year. After waiting three years until the election cycle began, suddenly the federal government insists that the trials must begin yesterday. We all remember the J6 political prisoners who had to twist on the vine for years before they got their day in court. Well, surprise surprise, the feds really want to do Trump right before the election. Gee, I wonder why. But it’s not going to work. Between the appeals of these ridiculous, baseless charges and the amount of work preparing the defenses against these ridiculous, baseless charges, neither federal case is going to go forward until 2025, The state cases might, but they are idiotic too.
2. Here’s an easy one. The 14th Amendment nonsense is going to get...SNIP>>>>>
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Donuts is going to loose 300 pounds and win dancing with the stars.
LOL, who’s that, Chris Christie?
My predictions
Gas will drop to .50 cents a gallon
Men pretending to be women will be sent to insane asylums
Men caught in women’s bathrooms will be arrested
Non biologists WILL be able to explain what a woman is
People will be able to drive Gas engine vehicles
Everyone guilty of perpetrating the Covid Vaccine, mask and distancing hoax will be arrested
I will win the lottery and finally be able to afford that new derby hat I’ve had me eye on
***Someone will look at John Kennedy’s voting record.
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Joe Biden drops dead while making a speech. Kamala Harris, shocked to actually have to do her job, immediately quits, leaving House Speaker Mike Johnson as President.
A dying Bill Clinton, knowing he has only days to live, decides that before he gets there he'll raise a little Hell here on Earth and records a video of himself bragging about the crimes he and Hillary committed and the truth about the Washington Establishment. Political chaos explodes.
Trials for Big Pharma, WEF, J6 committee, 2020 election fraud. Rope manufacturers profits skyrocket.
America reborn, Democrats and establishment Republicans humiliated.
I hoping for a meteor strike or super volcano eruption.
shouldn’t the procrastinator’s club be issuing their 2023 predictions...any day now ?
Joe Biden drops dead while making a speech. Kamala Harris, shocked to actually have to do her job, immediately quits, leaving House Speaker Mike Johnson as President. nice scenario
My favorite:
18. The women’s Olympic medals will all be won by men, proving that men are better than women at everything, including being women.
What about a meteor strike which snuffs out a super volcano?
We’re up the creek, and we ALL know the name of said creek...
Even better!
And includes documentation, to drive a big splintery stake through the heart of Hillary's political hopes. I like it. A lot!
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